Donald Trump: Keynote, Mar 9, 2026

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53 words · 26 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Biden Yes70%n=198 from settlement history–
Nuclear Yes69%n=114 from settlement history–
Tariff Yes66%n=136 from settlement history–
Midnight Hammer Yes65%n=8 from settlement history–
Iran Yes63%n=66 from settlement history–
Democrat Yes61%n=96 from settlement history–
Gas / Gasoline Yes57%n=7 from settlement history–
Big Beautiful Bill Yes57%n=35 from settlement history–
Manufacture / Manufacturing Yes56%n=2 from settlement history–
Transgender Yes55%n=77 from settlement history–
American Dream Yes55%n=3 from settlement history–
China Yes55%n=123 from settlement history–
Filibuster Yes54%n=2 from settlement history–
Hottest Yes53%n=162 from settlement history–
Hell 8+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
SAVE Act / Save America Act Yes51%n=3 from settlement history–
Fake News Yes51%n=62 from settlement history–
Democrat 5+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Oil Yes48%n=37 from settlement history–
ID / Identification Yes48%n=4 from settlement history–
Epic Fury Yes43%n=6 from settlement history–
Supreme Court Yes42%n=29 from settlement history–
Terrorist / Terrorism Yes39%n=9 from settlement history–
Israel / Israeli Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Shutdown / Shut Down Yes32%n=70 from settlement history–
Sleepy Joe No72%n=57 from settlement history–
Eight War No57%n=60 from settlement history–
Egg No55%n=20 from settlement history–
Million / Billion / Trillion 20+ timesNo54%n=6 from settlement history–
Crooked No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Joe / Biden 7+ timesNo52%n=2 from settlement history–
Pakistan No51%n=7 from settlement history–
Kamala / Harris No51%n=4 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No50%n=108 from settlement history–
Delcy / Rodríguez No–new new word, no probability yet–
Cartel No49%n=11 from settlement history–
Cuba No47%n=6 from settlement history–
Golden Age No46%n=9 from settlement history–
America First No46%n=25 from settlement history–
Dictator / Maduro No46%n=3 from settlement history–
Kurd / Kurdish No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Radical Left No44%n=50 from settlement history–
Obliterate / Obliterated / Obliteration No42%n=5 from settlement history–
Woke / DEI No41%n=10 from settlement history–
Six Seven No41%n=7 from settlement history–
BIBI / Netanyahu No36%n=13 from settlement history–
President Xi No35%n=19 from settlement history–
Hormuz No34%n=5 from settlement history–
Ayatollah / Khamenei No31%n=7 from settlement history–
Khamenei / Son No28%n=10 from settlement history–
Mog / Mogged / Mogging No25%n=7 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No21%n=298 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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