Donald Trump: Keynote, Mar 8, 2026

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31 words · 17 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trillion Yes68%n=78 from settlement history–
Biden Yes67%n=196 from settlement history–
Nuclear Yes66%n=113 from settlement history–
Tariff Yes63%n=135 from settlement history–
Border Yes62%n=100 from settlement history–
Midnight Hammer Yes58%n=7 from settlement history–
Iran Yes58%n=65 from settlement history–
Eight War Yes52%n=59 from settlement history–
Marco / Rubio Yes50%n=11 from settlement history–
Terrorist Yes44%n=10 from settlement history–
Maduro Yes43%n=51 from settlement history–
Oil Yes41%n=36 from settlement history–
National Security Yes40%n=9 from settlement history–
Cartel Yes39%n=10 from settlement history–
Kristi / Noem Yes38%n=3 from settlement history–
Cuba Yes36%n=5 from settlement history–
Fentanyl Yes35%n=28 from settlement history–
Democrat No68%n=95 from settlement history–
Stock Market No61%n=46 from settlement history–
China No59%n=121 from settlement history–
Hottest No58%n=161 from settlement history–
Israel / Israeli No50%n=68 from settlement history–
Obliterate / Obliterated / Obliteration No50%n=4 from settlement history–
Gulf of America No49%n=9 from settlement history–
Epic Fury No47%n=4 from settlement history–
Donroe Doctrine No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Hormuz No35%n=3 from settlement history–
Illegal Alien No31%n=39 from settlement history–
Mog / Mogged / Mogging No28%n=6 from settlement history–
Epstein No27%n=87 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No22%n=296 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

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