JD Vance: Remarks, Mar 13, 2026

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40 words · 12 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
American Dream Yes76%n=13 from settlement history–
Biden Yes66%n=21 from settlement history–
Somali / Somalian Yes58%n=5 from settlement history–
Illegal Alien Yes56%n=12 from settlement history–
Fraud Yes55%n=8 from settlement history–
Crazy Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes42%n=3 from settlement history–
Biden 4+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Iran Yes37%n=3 from settlement history–
Oil Yes31%n=2 from settlement history–
Nuclear Yes28%n=3 from settlement history–
Tariff Yes27%n=17 from settlement history–
Tax on Tips / Tax on Overtime No71%n=4 from settlement history–
Border 4+ timesNo–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Manufacturing No51%n=9 from settlement history–
Midnight Hammer No47%n=2 from settlement history–
Terrorism / Terrorist No46%n=4 from settlement history–
Gasoline No–new new word, no probability yet–
God / Hell 5+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Hottest No–new new word, no probability yet–
Shutdown / Shut Down No42%n=6 from settlement history–
Healthcare No42%n=13 from settlement history–
Fake News No40%n=8 from settlement history–
National Security No39%n=3 from settlement history–
Ass No38%n=3 from settlement history–
Inflation 3+ timesNo–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Hormuz No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Made in America No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Ayatollah / Khamenei No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Made in America / American Made No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Israel No33%n=7 from settlement history–
Fentanyl No33%n=5 from settlement history–
Epic Fury No31%n=2 from settlement history–
Israel / Israeli No31%n=2 from settlement history–
Middle Class No29%n=5 from settlement history–
Venezuela / Cuba No29%n=3 from settlement history–
ID / Identification No26%n=3 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No19%n=12 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No19%n=8 from settlement history–
Radical Left No11%n=18 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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