JD Vance: Remarks, May 14, 2026

Thu, May 14RemarksHistory onlyJD Vance

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49 words · 19 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Illegal Alien Yes63%n=17 from settlement history–
Biden Yes60%n=33 from settlement history–
Minnesota / Minneapolis Yes60%n=9 from settlement history–
Fraud Yes56%n=17 from settlement history–
Democrat Yes56%n=22 from settlement history–
Trump 5+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Somali / Somalia / Somalian Yes52%n=12 from settlement history–
Taxpayer Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Autism Yes49%n=2 from settlement history–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes48%n=16 from settlement history–
California Yes47%n=8 from settlement history–
Criminal Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Fix Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Fraud 3+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
God 4+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Hardworking Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Lobster Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Illegal Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Oil / Gas / Gasoline Yes21%n=4 from settlement history–
American Dream No68%n=19 from settlement history–
Campaign No52%n=3 from settlement history–
China / Chinese No52%n=3 from settlement history–
Nuclear No50%n=8 from settlement history–
China No49%n=15 from settlement history–
Election No49%n=12 from settlement history–
Manufacturing No46%n=14 from settlement history–
Abuse No–new new word, no probability yet–
Decolonize No–new new word, no probability yet–
Framework No–new new word, no probability yet–
Mitigate No–new new word, no probability yet–
Paradigm No–new new word, no probability yet–
Table No–new new word, no probability yet–
Undocumented No–new new word, no probability yet–
Welfare No–new new word, no probability yet–
Graham / Platner No–new new word, no probability yet–
SAVE Act / SAVE America No37%n=3 from settlement history–
Tariff No36%n=23 from settlement history–
Working class No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bilateral No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bipartisan No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Ukraine No33%n=3 from settlement history–
Transgender No28%n=2 from settlement history–
ID / Identification No24%n=8 from settlement history–
Free Speech / Freedom of Speech No23%n=3 from settlement history–
America First No21%n=19 from settlement history–
Israel / Israeli No21%n=14 from settlement history–
Shutdown / Shut Down No19%n=14 from settlement history–
Epic Fury No16%n=7 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No13%n=24 from settlement history–

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