JD Vance: Remarks, Sep 24, 2025

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45 words · 21 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
God 3+ timesYes60%n=2 from settlement history–
Washington / DC Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Charlie / Kirk Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Overtime Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Biden Yes49%n=4 from settlement history–
DC / Capital Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Democrat Yes42%n=2 from settlement history–
Energy Yes40%n=2 from settlement history–
Immigration Yes40%n=2 from settlement history–
Jimmy / Kimmel Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Job 15+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Political Violence Yes39%n=2 from settlement history–
Fake News Yes39%n=5 from settlement history–
Iryna / Zarutska Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Memphis Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Michael / Whatley Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
National Guard Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Ted / Budd Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
American Dream Yes37%n=3 from settlement history–
Trump / President 20+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Border Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Manufacturing No63%n=4 from settlement history–
China No57%n=2 from settlement history–
Thousand / Million / Billion 5+ timesNo56%n=2 from settlement history–
Medicare / Medicaid No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Wage No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Housing No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Tax on Tips No43%n=2 from settlement history–
Election No42%n=2 from settlement history–
America / American 30+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Autism No–new new word, no probability yet–
Charlie / Kirk 10+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Chief / Panther No–new new word, no probability yet–
Crap / Shit No–new new word, no probability yet–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No38%n=4 from settlement history–
Drug No–new new word, no probability yet–
Thom Tillis No–new new word, no probability yet–
Economy No37%n=2 from settlement history–
Tariff No32%n=3 from settlement history–
Healthcare No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Middle Class No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Trade No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Antifa No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Gas No25%n=2 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No23%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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