Donald Trump: Remarks, Jan 16, 2026

Fri, Jan 16RemarksHistory onlyDonald Trump

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35 words · 16 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trillion Yes68%n=53 from settlement history–
Iran Yes66%n=30 from settlement history–
Tariff Yes65%n=105 from settlement history–
Hottest Yes62%n=115 from settlement history–
Minnesota / Walz Yes53%n=3 from settlement history–
Election Yes49%n=55 from settlement history–
Stock Market Yes46%n=25 from settlement history–
Mar-a-Lago Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Overtime Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Honored / Honor 3+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Trump / Florida 4+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Crime Yes40%n=10 from settlement history–
Olympic / Olympics Yes37%n=19 from settlement history–
Ron / DeSantis Yes35%n=3 from settlement history–
ICE / National Guard Yes35%n=8 from settlement history–
Minnesota Yes34%n=2 from settlement history–
Biden No67%n=149 from settlement history–
Eight Wars / Eighth War No63%n=5 from settlement history–
Nuclear No55%n=82 from settlement history–
Trump / MAGA No53%n=87 from settlement history–
Greenland No51%n=21 from settlement history–
Any Question No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Gold / Golden No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Healthcare No47%n=17 from settlement history–
Fraud No43%n=7 from settlement history–
Rat No–new new word, no probability yet–
Somalia / Somalian / Somali No41%n=15 from settlement history–
4-mile No–new new word, no probability yet–
Maduro / Venezuela No40%n=8 from settlement history–
Hell 3+ timesNo38%n=22 from settlement history–
Supreme Court No38%n=13 from settlement history–
Ballroom No33%n=23 from settlement history–
Affordable / Affordability No32%n=31 from settlement history–
Nobel No14%n=18 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No6%n=231 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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