Donald Trump: Remarks, Aug 31, 2026

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In remarks on Aug 31, 2026, Donald Trump said 18 of the 42 words Kalshi and Polymarket listed.

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42 words · 18 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Venezuela Yes74%n=56 from settlement history–
Iran 3+ timesYes64%n=62 from settlement history–
Biden Yes55%n=341 from settlement history–
China / Chinese Yes55%n=66 from settlement history–
Democrat Yes54%n=216 from settlement history–
Tariff Yes52%n=233 from settlement history–
TrumpRx Yes51%n=17 from settlement history–
Favored Nation Yes50%n=10 from settlement history–
Oil / Gas / Gasoline Yes48%n=94 from settlement history–
Medicare / Medicaid Yes46%n=5 from settlement history–
Hottest Yes46%n=330 from settlement history–
R&D / Research and Development Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
FDA Yes41%n=3 from settlement history–
Rare / Chronic Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Ozempic / GLP-1 Yes37%n=3 from settlement history–
London Yes36%n=3 from settlement history–
Cancer Yes35%n=6 from settlement history–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes31%n=84 from settlement history–
Protester No46%n=2 from settlement history–
Communism / Communist No45%n=99 from settlement history–
Stock Market No42%n=167 from settlement history–
Autism / Autistic No41%n=3 from settlement history–
Failing Nation / Failing Country No–new new word, no probability yet–
Madrigal No–new new word, no probability yet–
Mental / Mentally No–new new word, no probability yet–
Middleman / Middle Man No–new new word, no probability yet–
Neurocrine No–new new word, no probability yet–
Mental Health No–new new word, no probability yet–
Peptide No–new new word, no probability yet–
Minesweeper / Mine Dropper No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Fraud No39%n=84 from settlement history–
Psychiatric / Psychedelic No37%n=2 from settlement history–
Insurance No36%n=7 from settlement history–
Kharg / Island No35%n=3 from settlement history–
Fentanyl No35%n=42 from settlement history–
Vaccine / Vaccinated / Vaccination No34%n=10 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No33%n=235 from settlement history–
Obama No33%n=26 from settlement history–
MAHA / Make America Healthy Again No32%n=17 from settlement history–
Marijuana / Weed / Cannabis No23%n=58 from settlement history–
Ceasefire No8%n=99 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No5%n=493 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

Transcript overdue. We expected it from White House video captions, then the official transcript (American Presidency Project); it has not appeared yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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