Donald Trump: Remarks, Mar 31, 2026

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21 words · 0 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Iran No66%n=87 from settlement history–
SAVE Act / Save America Act No64%n=14 from settlement history–
Democrat No63%n=112 from settlement history–
Sleepy / Biden No61%n=226 from settlement history–
Trump No56%n=52 from settlement history–
250 / 250th No55%n=3 from settlement history–
Deal No51%n=8 from settlement history–
Movie star No46%n=2 from settlement history–
Filibuster No46%n=5 from settlement history–
Hottest No45%n=188 from settlement history–
Chicago No43%n=13 from settlement history–
Tremendous No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Ahead of schedule No–new new word, no probability yet–
Billy / Roxie No–new new word, no probability yet–
Marble No–new new word, no probability yet–
Plan No–new new word, no probability yet–
Seat No–new new word, no probability yet–
Transgender / Women's Sports No39%n=2 from settlement history–
Strait / Hormuz No34%n=27 from settlement history–
Ceasefire No30%n=31 from settlement history–
Ballroom No23%n=41 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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