Will JD Vance say “Shirley”?
As of Oct 24, 2026, JD Vance did not say “Shirley” at any of the 3 occasions with a settled Kalshi mention market since Jan 8, 2026. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 30% (n=3, from settlement history), not a forecast.
Of the last 5 transcripts we have, of any kind (5 press briefings; Oct 1, 2025 – Sep 3, 2026), since fewer than 2 press conferences have transcripts, it reached the market's count (1+, named speaker only) in 0.
- Last 10
- 0/3Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no no no
- Streak
- not said the last 3 times
- Counts
- named speaker only
Where it was said
quotes of at most 25 words; select an appearanceJD Vance
Shirley
- Probability
- 30% · n=3
- Settled
- 0/3 (0%)
- Last 5 transcripts
- said in 0 of 5
Next listing counts: named speaker only
Every settled listing
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- How often does JD Vance say “Shirley”?
- As of Oct 24, 2026, JD Vance did not say “Shirley” at any of the 3 occasions with a settled Kalshi mention market since Jan 8, 2026.
- What is the probability JD Vance says “Shirley” next time?
- 30%, from settlement history (n=3). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
- Who has to say it for the market to count?
- Under the next market's rule: named speaker only.
Cite parrot.markets, “JD Vance: ‘Shirley’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/politics/jd-vance/words/shirley (CC BY 4.0)
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