Bernie Sanders: Rally, Mar 28, 2026

Sat, Mar 28RallyHistory onlyBernie Sanders

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46 words · 28 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Healthcare Yes71%n=5 from settlement history–
Paycheck to Paycheck Yes67%n=11 from settlement history–
Netanyahu Yes63%n=4 from settlement history–
Revolution / Revolutionary Yes59%n=2 from settlement history–
Middle Class / Working Class Yes58%n=11 from settlement history–
Elon / Musk Yes57%n=16 from settlement history–
Billionaire 3+ timesYes57%n=5 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence Yes57%n=8 from settlement history–
Robot / Robotic / Robotics Yes56%n=7 from settlement history–
Trump 3+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Unconstitutional Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bezos Yes53%n=6 from settlement history–
Climate Yes48%n=7 from settlement history–
Israel / Israeli Yes44%n=2 from settlement history–
Childcare / Daycare Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Renee / Pretti Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Tax Cut / Tax Break Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes42%n=7 from settlement history–
Social Security Yes39%n=7 from settlement history–
Billionaire 5+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
King 5+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Election Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Corrupt / Corruption Yes32%n=10 from settlement history–
One Percent / One Percenter 3+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
ICE Yes32%n=8 from settlement history–
Oil / Gas / Gasoline Yes29%n=2 from settlement history–
Iran Yes26%n=3 from settlement history–
Corruption Yes23%n=5 from settlement history–
Republican No51%n=4 from settlement history–
Trump 15+ timesNo44%n=2 from settlement history–
TSA No–new new word, no probability yet–
Bipartisan No43%n=2 from settlement history–
Bernie No39%n=8 from settlement history–
Claude No–new new word, no probability yet–
Existence No–new new word, no probability yet–
ICE 4+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Mask / Masked No–new new word, no probability yet–
Strait / Hormuz No–new new word, no probability yet–
Industry No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Mainstream No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Palestine No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Revolution No32%n=5 from settlement history–
Paycheck to Paycheck 2+ timesNo–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Shutdown / Shut Down No31%n=2 from settlement history–
Crypto / Bitcoin No28%n=8 from settlement history–
Tariff No26%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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