Will “First Time / First Timer” be said on Saturday Night Live next time?

As of Oct 24, 2026, “First Time / First Timer” was not said on Saturday Night Live in any of the 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Jan 25, 2026. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 21% (n=2, from settlement history), not a forecast.

21%from settlement history only · n=2counts: named speaker only
Last 10
0/2Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no no
Streak
not said the last 2 times
Counts
named speaker only
Updated

Where it was said

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Saturday Night Live

First Time / First Timer

Probability
21% · n=2
Settled
0/2 (0%)

Next listing counts: named speaker only

We don’t have transcripts for Saturday Night Live yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.

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Every settled listing

newest first · 2 shown
Every settled listing of this word, newest first
DateListed asVenueResult
Feb 1, 2026First Time / First TimerKalshiNo
Jan 25, 2026First Time / First TimerKalshiNo

Questions

How often is “First Time / First Timer” said on Saturday Night Live?
As of Oct 24, 2026, “First Time / First Timer” was not said on Saturday Night Live in any of the 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Jan 25, 2026.
What is the probability “First Time / First Timer” is said on Saturday Night Live next time?
21%, from settlement history (n=2). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
Who has to say it for the market to count?
Under the next market's rule: named speaker only.

Cite parrot.markets, “Saturday Night Live: ‘First Time / First Timer’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/saturday-night-live/words/first-time-or-first-timer (CC BY 4.0)

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