Saturday Night Live: Episode, Apr 11, 2026
Kalshi What will be said during SNL Weekend Update?
Markets
15 words · 6 settled yes- Kalshi: any cast member Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Epstein / Island | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Hormuz | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Israel / Israeli | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| NASA / Moon | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Study | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trump 3+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Biden | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Easter | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Nuclear | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Oil / Gas / Gasoline | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Rescue / Rescued | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Scarlett / Johansson | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| ICE / TSA | No | 20%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| AI / Artificial Intelligence | No | 18%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Mayor / Mamdani | No | 17%n=2 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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