Donald Trump: Remarks, Mar 11, 2026

Wed, Mar 11RemarksHistory onlyDonald Trump

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27 words · 11 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Sleepy Joe Yes68%n=58 from settlement history–
Epic Fury Yes52%n=7 from settlement history–
Clean coal / Beautiful coal Yes49%n=4 from settlement history–
Sucker / Loser Yes47%n=5 from settlement history–
Oil Yes46%n=39 from settlement history–
Biden / Obama 7+ timesYes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Job 20+ timesYes45%n=4 from settlement history–
Hell 7+ timesYes44%n=2 from settlement history–
Million / Billion / Trillion 27+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Win Win Win Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Chicken / KFC Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Supreme Court No46%n=30 from settlement history–
Tanker No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Hezbollah / Hamas No43%n=2 from settlement history–
Fat Shot / Ozempic No42%n=19 from settlement history–
Maduro / Delcy No42%n=70 from settlement history–
Automatic / Automatically No–new new word, no probability yet–
Cheat No39%n=3 from settlement history–
Yemen / Houthi No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Discombobulator / Discombobulated / Discombobulating No35%n=7 from settlement history–
Ceasefire No32%n=28 from settlement history–
Six Seven No32%n=9 from settlement history–
Hormuz / Red Sea No31%n=6 from settlement history–
Kurd / Kurdish No31%n=3 from settlement history–
RINO No31%n=3 from settlement history–
Bibi / Netanyahu No27%n=15 from settlement history–
Ayatollah / Khamenei No23%n=9 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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