Vlad Tenev: Robinhood's Keynote Event, Mar 5, 2026

At the keynote on Mar 5, 2026, Vlad Tenev said 2 of the 13 words Kalshi listed; Parrot’s count agreed with 12 of 13 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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13 words · 2 settled yes · our count agreed on 12 of 13

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Bank / Banking Yes15✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Private Yes11✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Social No11✗–new new word, no probability yet–
Prediction Market No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Crypto No01✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Event Contract No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Perp / Perpetual No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Trillion No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Kalshi No00✓15%n=2 from settlement history–
Tokenized / Tokenization No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bitcoin No01✓10%n=2 from settlement history–
Blockchain No00✓7%n=3 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Captions · machine-attributed · Robinhood (YouTube) · Source · Quotes of at most 25 words; the full recording is on the publisher's official channel.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

1 match for “Point”; 1 quoted, at least 25 words apart.

Vlad Tenevspeaker29:04

…to open accounts at other brokerages. They've been feeling the same pain points asking when we can expand what we offer to meet their growing…

Where the listed words were said

Vlad Tenevspeaker“Private” · 53:38

So, what is Robinhood Ventures, you might wonder? Well, it's about opening private markets to retail investors, which I find incredibly important. We believe we…

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