Vlad Tenev: Robinhood's Keynote Event, Mar 5, 2026

At the keynote on Mar 5, 2026, Vlad Tenev said 2 of the 13 words Kalshi listed; Parrot’s count agreed with 12 of 13 settlements. Quotes below are at most 25 words each.

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13 words · 2 settled yes · our count agreed on 12 of 13

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, our count under the market rule, the count over every speaker, whether they agree, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultOur countAll speakersAgreesProbabilityMarket
Bank / Banking Yes15✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Private Yes11✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Social No11✗–new new word, no probability yet–
Prediction Market No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
AI / Artificial Intelligence No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Crypto No01✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Event Contract No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Perp / Perpetual No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Trillion No00✓–new new word, no probability yet–
Kalshi No00✓15%n=2 from settlement history–
Tokenized / Tokenization No00✓–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bitcoin No01✓10%n=2 from settlement history–
Blockchain No00✓7%n=3 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.

Transcript

quotes of at most 25 words

Captions · machine-attributed · Robinhood (YouTube) · Source · Quotes of at most 25 words; the full recording is on the publisher's official channel.

Machine-attributed. Speaker turns are labelled by a model, not the publisher.

Where the listed words were said

Vlad Tenevspeaker“Private” · 53:38

So, what is Robinhood Ventures, you might wonder? Well, it's about opening private markets to retail investors, which I find incredibly important. We believe we…

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