Will “Five Times / Five Timer” be said on Saturday Night Live next time?

As of Oct 24, 2026, “Five Times / Five Timer” was not said on Saturday Night Live in the only episode with a settled Kalshi mention market so far, on Dec 7, 2025.

–too little history for a probability (n=1)
Last 10
0/1Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no
Streak
not said last time
Counts
named speaker only
Updated

Where it was said

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Saturday Night Live

Five Times / Five Timer

Probability
– · n=1 (too little history)
Settled
0/1 (0%)

Next listing counts: named speaker only

We don’t have transcripts for Saturday Night Live yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.

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Every settled listing

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Every settled listing of this word, newest first
DateListed asVenueResult
Dec 7, 2025Five Times / Five TimerKalshiNo

Questions

How often is “Five Times / Five Timer” said on Saturday Night Live?
As of Oct 24, 2026, “Five Times / Five Timer” was not said on Saturday Night Live in the only episode with a settled Kalshi mention market so far, on Dec 7, 2025.
What is the probability “Five Times / Five Timer” is said on Saturday Night Live next time?
24%, from settlement history (n=1). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
Who has to say it for the market to count?
Under the next market's rule: named speaker only.

Cite parrot.markets, “Saturday Night Live: ‘Five Times / Five Timer’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/saturday-night-live/words/five-time-or-five-timer (CC BY 4.0)

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