Will “Epstein” be said on Saturday Night Live next time?

As of Oct 24, 2026, “Epstein” was said on Saturday Night Live in 2 of 3 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Dec 7, 2025 (67%), most recently on May 10, 2026. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 37% (n=3, from settlement history), not a forecast.

37%from settlement history only · n=3counts: any cast member
Last 10
2/3Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: yes yes no
Streak
not said last time
Counts
any cast member
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Epstein

Probability
37% · n=3
Settled
2/3 (67%)

Next listing counts: any cast member

We don’t have transcripts for Saturday Night Live yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.

What will be said during SNL Weekend Update? · settled no

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What will be said during SNL Weekend Update? · settled yes

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Every settled listing

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DateListed asVenueResult
May 17, 2026EpsteinKalshiNo
May 10, 2026EpsteinKalshiYes
Dec 7, 2025EpsteinKalshiYes

Questions

How often is “Epstein” said on Saturday Night Live?
As of Oct 24, 2026, “Epstein” was said on Saturday Night Live in 2 of 3 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Dec 7, 2025 (67%), most recently on May 10, 2026.
What is the probability “Epstein” is said on Saturday Night Live next time?
37%, from settlement history (n=3). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
Who has to say it for the market to count?
Under the next market's rule: any cast member.

Cite parrot.markets, “Saturday Night Live: ‘Epstein’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/saturday-night-live/words/epstein (CC BY 4.0)

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