Will “Jesus” be said on South Park next time?

As of Oct 24, 2026, “Jesus” was said on South Park in 2 of 3 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Sep 24, 2025 (67%), most recently on Oct 16, 2025. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 28% (n=3, from settlement history), not a forecast.

28%from settlement history only · n=3counts: any character
Last 10
2/3Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: yes yes no
Streak
not said last time
Counts
any character
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Where it was said

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South Park

Jesus

Probability
28% · n=3
Settled
2/3 (67%)

Next listing counts: any character

We don’t have transcripts for South Park yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.

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Every settled listing

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Every settled listing of this word, newest first
DateListed asVenueResult
Oct 30, 2025JesusKalshiNo
Oct 16, 2025JesusKalshiYes
Sep 24, 2025JesusKalshiYes

Questions

How often is “Jesus” said on South Park?
As of Oct 24, 2026, “Jesus” was said on South Park in 2 of 3 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Sep 24, 2025 (67%), most recently on Oct 16, 2025.
What is the probability “Jesus” is said on South Park next time?
28%, from settlement history (n=3). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
Who has to say it for the market to count?
Under the next market's rule: any character.

Cite parrot.markets, “South Park: ‘Jesus’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/south-park/words/jesus (CC BY 4.0)

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