South Park: Episode, Aug 6, 2025
Kalshi What will Eric Cartman as Charlie Kirk say on South Park tonight?
Markets
29 words · 2 settled yes- Kalshi: any character Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hate America | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Woke | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Biden | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Big Balls | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Boomer | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Clinton | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Communist / Commie | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Conservatism | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Deep state | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Elon / Musk | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Epstein | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Fake News | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Free Speech | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gaetz | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gen Z | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gender | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Irrelevant | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Israel | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Kamala | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Lib | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| MAGA | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Melania | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Palestine | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Patriot | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Roast | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Satan | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Sydney Sweeney | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trigger | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trump | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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