South Park: Episode, Aug 20, 2025
Kalshi What will Eric Cartman say during the South Park - Season 27 Episode 3?
Markets
46 words · 0 settled yes- Kalshi: any character Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Abortion | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Alien | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Authority | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Bible | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Canada | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Charlie Kirk | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| College | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| DC/ District of Columbia | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Dildo | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Dude | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Fat | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Freedom | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gene / Jean | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Hate | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Hell | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Hippy | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Hoax | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| ICE / Immigration and Customs Enforcement | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Jew | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Kenny | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Kristi / Noem | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Kyle | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Leviticus | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Marxist | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Mom | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Obama | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Panican | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Podcast | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| President | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Putin | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Respect | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Right | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Russia | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| School | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Tariff | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Vaccine | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| White House | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Biden | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Epstein | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Gender | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Israel | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Kamala | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Palestine | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Patriot | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Satan | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Sydney Sweeney | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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