South Park: Episode, Oct 14, 2026

Wed, Oct 14EpisodeHistory onlySouth Park

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Markets

12 words · 3 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
AI / Artificial Intelligence Yes35%n=3 from settlement history–
Cartman 5+ timesYes11%n=2 from settlement history–
Crazy Yes11%n=2 from settlement history–
Gay / Homosexual No31%n=2 from settlement history–
Kenny 5+ timesNo27%n=2 from settlement history–
Six Seven No15%n=3 from settlement history–
Bitcoin / Crypto / Cryptocurrency No11%n=2 from settlement history–
Gulf of America No11%n=2 from settlement history–
Iran No11%n=2 from settlement history–
JD / Vance No11%n=2 from settlement history–
Lake America No11%n=2 from settlement history–
Sport No11%n=2 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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