South Park: Episode, Sep 16, 2026
Polymarket What will be said during the first episode of South Park: Season 29?
Markets
12 words · 1 settled yes- Polymarket: anyone Polymarket
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Kenny 5+ times | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| AI / Artificial Intelligence | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Six Seven | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Cartman 5+ times | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Crazy | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gay / Homosexual | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gulf of America | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Iran | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| JD / Vance | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Lake America | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Sport | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Bitcoin / Crypto / Cryptocurrency | No | 13%n=4 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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