South Park: Episode, Oct 15, 2025

Wed, Oct 15EpisodeHistory onlySouth Park

Updated

Markets

21 words · 3 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
AI / Artificial Intelligence Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Fuck / Fucking 3+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Satan 3+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Polymarket No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Charlie / Kirk No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hell 3+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Jew 5+ timesNo–new new word, no probability yet–
Netanyahu No–new new word, no probability yet–
Nobel / Peace Prize No–new new word, no probability yet–
Shutdown No–new new word, no probability yet–
Taylor / Swift No–new new word, no probability yet–
Tegrity / Techrity No–new new word, no probability yet–
TikTok No–new new word, no probability yet–
Kristi / Noem No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Donald / Trump 3+ timesNo–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Labubu No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Killed Kenny No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Bitcoin / Crypto No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
ICE No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Tylenol No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Palestine No12%n=2 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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