Will “Stock Market” be said on Saturday Night Live next time?
As of Oct 26, 2026, “Stock Market” was said on Saturday Night Live in 1 of 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since May 10, 2026 (50%), most recently on May 17, 2026. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 36% (n=2, from settlement history), not a forecast.
- Last 10
- 1/2Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no yes
- Streak
- said last time
- Counts
- any cast member
Where it was said
quotes of at most 25 words; select an appearance
Saturday Night Live
Stock Market
- Probability
- 36% · n=2
- Settled
- 1/2 (50%)
Next listing counts: any cast member
We don’t have transcripts for Saturday Night Live yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.
Every settled listing
newest first · 2 shown| Date | Listed as | Venue | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| May 17, 2026 | Stock Market |  Kalshi | Yes |
| May 10, 2026 | Stock Market | Kalshi | No |
Questions
- How often is “Stock Market” said on Saturday Night Live?
- As of Oct 26, 2026, “Stock Market” was said on Saturday Night Live in 1 of 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since May 10, 2026 (50%), most recently on May 17, 2026.
- What is the probability “Stock Market” is said on Saturday Night Live next time?
- 36%, from settlement history (n=2). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
- Who has to say it for the market to count?
- Under the next market's rule: any cast member.
Cite parrot.markets, “Saturday Night Live: ‘Stock Market’ mention history”, as of Oct 26, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/saturday-night-live/words/stock-market (CC BY 4.0)
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