The New York Times (front page): Front page, Aug 9, 2026

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15 words · 7 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes68%n=8 from settlement history–
Ukraine / Ukrainian Yes50%n=4 from settlement history–
Deal Yes49%n=4 from settlement history–
Risk Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Fame Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Strike / Struck Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Vote / Voter / Votes Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Japan No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Woman No40%n=5 from settlement history–
5th / Fifth No–new new word, no probability yet–
Earthquake / Quake No–new new word, no probability yet–
Star No–new new word, no probability yet–
Peace No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Liberation No24%n=5 from settlement history–
Rigged No23%n=6 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

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