White House press briefing, Aug 31, 2026

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22 words · 0 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
President 50+ timesNo71%n=10 from settlement history–
Congress No70%n=7 from settlement history–
Illegal / Illegals No64%n=3 from settlement history–
World Cup No54%n=3 from settlement history–
President 60+ timesNo54%n=13 from settlement history–
Alien No53%n=4 from settlement history–
Administration 10+ timesNo51%n=4 from settlement history–
Pink No49%n=3 from settlement history–
Xi / Jinping No45%n=5 from settlement history–
Go ahead 5+ timesNo45%n=12 from settlement history–
Russia / Ukraine No43%n=6 from settlement history–
Border No43%n=39 from settlement history–
Iran 5+ timesNo41%n=6 from settlement history–
Red No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hormuz / Strait No39%n=5 from settlement history–
Ceasefire No39%n=23 from settlement history–
Joe / Biden 5+ timesNo38%n=6 from settlement history–
CDC / WHO No38%n=3 from settlement history–
Pool No25%n=4 from settlement history–
Commander in Chief No25%n=8 from settlement history–
Mexico No23%n=14 from settlement history–
Madness No21%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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