Will “Retire / Retirement” be said on The Late Show next time?
As of Oct 25, 2026, “Retire / Retirement” was not said on The Late Show in any of the 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Oct 16, 2025. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 26% (n=2, from settlement history), not a forecast.
- Last 10
- 0/2Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no no
- Streak
- not said the last 2 times
- Counts
- named speaker only
Where it was said
quotes of at most 25 words; select an appearance
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
Retire / Retirement
- Probability
- 26% · n=2
- Settled
- 0/2 (0%)
Next listing counts: named speaker only
We don’t have transcripts for The Late Show with Stephen Colbert yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.
Every settled listing
newest first · 2 shown| Date | Listed as | Venue | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 21, 2025 | Retire / Retirement |  Kalshi | No |
| Oct 16, 2025 | Retire / Retirement | Kalshi | No |
Questions
- How often is “Retire / Retirement” said on The Late Show?
- As of Oct 25, 2026, “Retire / Retirement” was not said on The Late Show in any of the 2 episodes with a settled Kalshi mention market since Oct 16, 2025.
- What is the probability “Retire / Retirement” is said on The Late Show next time?
- 26%, from settlement history (n=2). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
- Who has to say it for the market to count?
- Under the next market's rule: named speaker only.
Cite parrot.markets, “The Late Show: ‘Retire / Retirement’ mention history”, as of Oct 25, 2026, https://parrot.markets/entertainment/the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert/words/retire-or-retirement (CC BY 4.0)
Agents: this page as TSV at /api/v1/word?entity=the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert&word=retire%20%2F%20retirement · quotes: /api/v1/quotes?entity=the-late-show-with-stephen-colbert&word=… · columnar JSON in #parrot-data · llms.txt · MCP