The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Episode, Dec 3, 2025

Wed, Dec 3EpisodeHistory onlyThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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7 words · 3 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Ukraine Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Corrupt / Corruption Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
ICE Yes19%n=2 from settlement history–
Election No38%n=2 from settlement history–
Healthcare No34%n=2 from settlement history–
Epstein No–new new word, no probability yet–
National Guard No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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