The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Episode, Jan 13, 2026

Tue, Jan 13EpisodeHistory onlyThe Late Show with Stephen Colbert

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9 words · 2 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Republican Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Trump Yes21%n=8 from settlement history–
ICE / National Guard No33%n=3 from settlement history–
Fraud No–new new word, no probability yet–
Maduro / Venezuela No–new new word, no probability yet–
Healthcare No23%n=4 from settlement history–
Greenland No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Somali / Somalia / Somalian No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Affordable / Affordability No19%n=2 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

Agents: this page as TSV at /api/v1/brief?event=k%3AKXCOLBERTMENTION-26JAN13 · columnar JSON in #parrot-data · llms.txt · MCP