White House press briefing, Mar 31, 2025

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25 words · 4 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Tariff Yes48%n=3 from settlement history–
Cabinet Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Canada Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Homeland Security / DHS Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Elon / Musk No70%n=8 from settlement history–
Classified No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Goldberg No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Hegseth No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Houthi No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Signal No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
DOGE / Department of Government Efficiency No49%n=5 from settlement history–
Tesla No41%n=2 from settlement history–
Bitcoin No40%n=3 from settlement history–
Automobile / Automotive No–new new word, no probability yet–
Baseball No–new new word, no probability yet–
Car No–new new word, no probability yet–
Egypt No–new new word, no probability yet–
Health and Human Services / HHS No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hoax No–new new word, no probability yet–
ICE No–new new word, no probability yet–
Mexico No–new new word, no probability yet–
Tufts No–new new word, no probability yet–
Crypto / Cryptocurrency No32%n=5 from settlement history–
Columbia No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
China No30%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:05 UTC.

Transcript

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