The New York Times (front page): Front page, May 31, 2026
Polymarket What will the NYT front-page headlines say this week? (May 25 - May 31)
Markets
26 words · 5 settled yes- Polymarket: anyone Polymarket
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oil | Yes | 55%n=3 from settlement history | – |
| Iran | Yes | 50%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| AI / Artificial Intelligence | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Deal | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Trump | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Amsterdam | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Apartheid | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Border | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Brainwash | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Budget | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Croatia | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Crooked | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Dolphin | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Garden / Grove | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gaza | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Globalization | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Inflation | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Prime Minister | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Radical Islamic | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Reform | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Rigged | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Senate | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Slave | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Stadium | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| United Nations | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Stupid | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
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