The New York Times (front page): Front page, Aug 16, 2026

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14 words · 5 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Japan Yes41%n=2 from settlement history–
Hot / Heat Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Race Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Woman Yes36%n=6 from settlement history–
Earthquake / Quake Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Risk No54%n=2 from settlement history–
Eclipse / Sun No–new new word, no probability yet–
Gold No–new new word, no probability yet–
Party No–new new word, no probability yet–
Spain No–new new word, no probability yet–
Blockade No39%n=2 from settlement history–
Star No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Peace No30%n=2 from settlement history–
Rigged No22%n=7 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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