JD Vance: Episode, Mar 14, 2025

Fri, Mar 14EpisodeHistory onlyJD Vance

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Markets

22 words · 6 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Biden Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Elon / Musk Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Homan Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Tariff Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Tesla Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Ukraine Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Iran No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Israel No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Ceasefire No–new new word, no probability yet–
Chuck / Schumer No–new new word, no probability yet–
Export No–new new word, no probability yet–
Gaza No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hegseth No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hostage No–new new word, no probability yet–
Import No–new new word, no probability yet–
Lebanon No–new new word, no probability yet–
Linda / McMahon No–new new word, no probability yet–
Meme No–new new word, no probability yet–
Recession No–new new word, no probability yet–
St. Patrick's / St. Paddy's No–new new word, no probability yet–
Stock market No–new new word, no probability yet–
Couch No34%n=3 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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