The Weeknight: Episode, Mar 7, 2026

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Markets

11 words · 4 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes62%n=9 from settlement history–
Epstein Yes46%n=4 from settlement history–
Republican Yes37%n=7 from settlement history–
Corrupt / Corruption Yes34%n=4 from settlement history–
ICE / National Guard No58%n=5 from settlement history–
Kristi / Noem No52%n=2 from settlement history–
Iran / Iranian No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Election No–new new word, no probability yet–
Fraud No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Renee / Pretti No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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