The Weeknight: Episode, Jan 16, 2026

Fri, Jan 16EpisodeHistory onlyThe Weeknight

Updated

Markets

8 words · 5 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes55%n=3 from settlement history–
ICE / National Guard Yes52%n=2 from settlement history–
Walz / Frey Yes39%n=2 from settlement history–
Kristi / Noem Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Protest / Protester Yes28%n=2 from settlement history–
Corrupt / Corruption No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Mask / Masked No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Fraud No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

Agents: this page as TSV at /api/v1/brief?event=k%3AKXTHEWEEKNIGHTMENTION-26JAN16 · columnar JSON in #parrot-data · llms.txt · MCP