The Weeknight: Episode, Feb 14, 2026

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Markets

10 words · 4 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
ICE / Border / Homeland Yes57%n=5 from settlement history–
Trump Yes55%n=6 from settlement history–
Kristi / Noem Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Pam / Bondi Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Epstein No46%n=2 from settlement history–
Minnesota / Minneapolis No–new new word, no probability yet–
Russia / Russian No–new new word, no probability yet–
Shutdown / Shut Down No–new new word, no probability yet–
Investigate / Investigated / Investigation No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Republican No34%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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