Will Volodymyr Zelenskyy say “Woke”?
As of Oct 24, 2026, Volodymyr Zelenskyy did not say “Woke” at the only occasion with a settled Kalshi mention market so far, on Sep 24, 2025.
–too little history for a probability (n=1)
- Last 10
- 0/1Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: no
- Streak
- not said last time
- Counts
- named speaker only
Updated
Where it was said
quotes of at most 25 words; select an appearance
Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Woke
- Probability
- – · n=1 (too little history)
- Settled
- 0/1 (0%)
Next listing counts: named speaker only
We don’t have transcripts for Volodymyr Zelenskyy yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.
Every settled listing
newest first · 1 shown| Date | Listed as | Venue | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sep 24, 2025 | Woke |  Kalshi | No |
Questions
- How often does Volodymyr Zelenskyy say “Woke”?
- As of Oct 24, 2026, Volodymyr Zelenskyy did not say “Woke” at the only occasion with a settled Kalshi mention market so far, on Sep 24, 2025.
- What is the probability Volodymyr Zelenskyy says “Woke” next time?
- 47%, from settlement history (n=1). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
- Who has to say it for the market to count?
- Under the next market's rule: named speaker only.
Cite parrot.markets, “Volodymyr Zelenskyy: ‘Woke’ mention history”, as of Oct 24, 2026, https://parrot.markets/world/volodymyr-zelenskyy/words/woke (CC BY 4.0)
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