The Weeknight: Episode, Jan 14, 2026

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Markets

10 words · 5 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes47%n=2 from settlement history–
ICE / National Guard Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Corrupt / Corruption Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Mask / Masked Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Epstein Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Affordable / Affordability No–new new word, no probability yet–
Immunity / Immune No–new new word, no probability yet–
Investigate / Investigating / Investigation No–new new word, no probability yet–
Fraud / Walz No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Protest / Protester No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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