Meet the Press: Episode, Mar 9, 2026

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12 words · 10 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes78%n=3 from settlement history–
Republican Yes72%n=2 from settlement history–
Kristi / Noem Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Iran / Iranian Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Afford / Affordable / Affordability Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Election Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
ICE / National Guard Yes46%n=3 from settlement history–
Congress / Congressional Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Shutdown / Shut Down Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Corrupt / Corruption Yes36%n=2 from settlement history–
Fraud No–new new word, no probability yet–
Epstein No42%n=2 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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