Jesse Watters Primetime (Fox News), August 26, 2026
On the Aug 26, 2026 episode of Jesse Watters Primetime, 2 of the 12 words Kalshi listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 12 settlements. Counts and timings only: the captions are at the Internet Archive.
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12 words · 2 settled yes · our count agreed on 12 of 12- Kalshi: named speaker only
Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Socialist / Socialism | Yes | 12 | 13 | ✓ | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Democrat | Yes | 1 | 13 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trump | No | 0 | 8 | ✓ | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| ICE / Immigrant / Immigration | No | 0 | 4 | ✓ | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| MAGA / Make America Great Again | No | 0 | 3 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Crypto / Cryptocurrency / Bitcoin | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Election | No | 0 | 1 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Epstein | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Investigate / Investigated / Investigation | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Affordable / Affordability | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| America First | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Fraud | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.
Transcript
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13 matches for “Democrat”; counts and timings only, no caption text.
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Where the listed words were said
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