Jesse Watters Primetime (Fox News), August 24, 2026
On the Aug 24, 2026 episode of Jesse Watters Primetime, 7 of the 15 words Kalshi listed were said; Parrot’s count agreed with all 15 settlements. Counts and timings only: the captions are at the Internet Archive.
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15 words · 7 settled yes · our count agreed on 15 of 15- Kalshi: named speaker only
Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Our count | All speakers | Agrees | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Michigan | Yes | 7 | 27 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Mike Rogers | Yes | 5 | 8 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Billionaire | Yes | 5 | 6 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Trump | Yes | 5 | 12 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| ICE | Yes | 4 | 7 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Muslim / Islam | Yes | 3 | 3 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Usha / JD / Vance | Yes | 2 | 3 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| AI / Artificial Intelligence | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Endorse / Endorsed / Endorsement | No | 0 | 4 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| AIPAC | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Socialist / Socialism | No | 0 | 6 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Gaza / Palestine | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Zohran / Mamdani | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Bernie / Sanders | No | 0 | 1 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Corrupt / Corruption | No | 0 | 0 | ✓ | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.
Transcript
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2 matches for “Vance”; counts and timings only, no caption text.
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Where the listed words were said
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