Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Episode, Jan 13, 2026
Kalshi What will Jimmy Kimmel say during The Late Show with Stephen Colbert?
Markets
10 words · 0 settled yes- Kalshi: the host Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Trump | No | 54%n=9 from settlement history | – |
| Maduro / Venezuela | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Republican | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Disney | No | 40%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| FCC | No | 38%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Guillermo | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Charlie | No | 33%n=3 from settlement history | – |
| Greenland | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Somali / Somalia / Somalian | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| ICE / National Guard | No | 25%n=2 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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