Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Episode, Jan 9, 2026
Kalshi What will Rachel Maddow say during Jimmy Kimmel Live!?
Markets
13 words · 3 settled yes- Kalshi: named speaker only Kalshi
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Trump | Yes | 49%n=8 from settlement history | – |
| Maduro / Venezuela | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Healthcare | Yes | 35%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Corrupt / Corruption | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Affordable / Affordability | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Greenland | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Oil | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Somali / Somalia / Somalian | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Walz | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Russia / Ukraine | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| ICE / National Guard | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Democracy | No | 27%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Epstein | No | 26%n=3 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.
Transcript
History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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