Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Episode, Dec 11, 2025

Thu, Dec 11EpisodeHistory onlyJimmy Kimmel Live!

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10 words · 4 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes56%n=6 from settlement history–
Affordable / Affordability Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Republican Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Healthcare Yes–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Epstein No42%n=2 from settlement history–
Biden No–new new word, no probability yet–
Kamala No–new new word, no probability yet–
2028 / Campaign No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
ICE / National Guard No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Tariff No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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