Chris Kempczinski: McDonald's Investor Day, Sep 23, 2026

At the keynote on Sep 23, 2026, Chris Kempczinski said 5 of the 16 words Kalshi listed.

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16 words · 5 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Delivery Yes54%n=4 from settlement history–
Loyalty Yes51%n=4 from settlement history–
Supply Chain Yes46%n=4 from settlement history–
AI / Artificial Intelligence Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Remodel 5+ timesYes–new new word, no probability yet–
Red Bull No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Buyback / Buy Back No–new new word, no probability yet–
GLP-1 / Ozempic No–new new word, no probability yet–
Hand-Breaded No–new new word, no probability yet–
Health / Healthy No–new new word, no probability yet–
Refranchising No–new new word, no probability yet–
Big Arch No41%n=2 from settlement history–
Monopoly No38%n=4 from settlement history–
McCafé No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Snack Wrap No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Tariff No32%n=4 from settlement history–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 23:45 UTC.

Transcript

No public transcript expected. McDonald's investor relations webcast (usually behind registration). The results above are how the venues settled the markets.

Agents: this page as TSV at /api/v1/appearances/chris-kempczinski:2026-09-23:keynote · words: /api/v1/brief?appearance=chris-kempczinski:2026-09-23:keynote · columnar JSON in #parrot-data · llms.txt · MCP