Will “Retire / Retired / Retirement” be said on the next NFL broadcast?
As of Oct 26, 2026, “Retire / Retired / Retirement” was said on NFL broadcasts in 1 of 2 games with a settled Kalshi mention market since Dec 28, 2025 (50%), most recently on Dec 28, 2025. Parrot’s p for the next listing is 48% (n=2, from settlement history), not a forecast.
- Last 10
- 1/2Last 10 settled, oldest to newest: yes no
- Streak
- not said last time
- Counts
- play-by-play or color
Where it was said
quotes of at most 25 words; select an appearance
NFL
Retire / Retired / Retirement
- Probability
- 48% · n=2
- Settled
- 1/2 (50%)
Next listing counts: play-by-play or color
We don’t have transcripts for NFL yet, so there are no quotes here: each cell shows how that market settled.
Every settled listing
newest first · 2 shown| Date | Listed as | Venue | Result |
|---|---|---|---|
| Feb 3, 2026 | Retire / Retired / Retirement |  Kalshi | No |
| Dec 28, 2025 | Retire/ Retired / Retirement | Kalshi | Yes |
Questions
- How often is “Retire / Retired / Retirement” said on NFL broadcasts?
- As of Oct 26, 2026, “Retire / Retired / Retirement” was said on NFL broadcasts in 1 of 2 games with a settled Kalshi mention market since Dec 28, 2025 (50%), most recently on Dec 28, 2025.
- What is the probability “Retire / Retired / Retirement” is said on NFL broadcasts next time?
- 48%, from settlement history (n=2). It is a base rate from history, not a forecast and not advice.
- Who has to say it for the market to count?
- Under the next market's rule: play-by-play or color.
Cite parrot.markets, “NFL: ‘Retire / Retired / Retirement’ mention history”, as of Oct 26, 2026, https://parrot.markets/sports/nfl/words/retire-or-retired-or-retirement (CC BY 4.0)
Agents: this page as TSV at /api/v1/word?entity=nfl&word=retire%20%2F%20retired%20%2F%20retirement · quotes: /api/v1/quotes?entity=nfl&word=… · columnar JSON in #parrot-data · llms.txt · MCP