The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode, Apr 12, 2026
Polymarket What will be said on the first Joe Rogan Experience episode of the week? (April 6)
Markets
25 words · 7 settled yes- Polymarket: anyone Polymarket
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Crazy 15+ times | Yes | 73%n=4 from settlement history | – |
| War | Yes | 69%n=3 from settlement history | – |
| Shit 10+ times | Yes | 63%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 10+ times | Yes | 53%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 10+ times | Yes | 47%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Table | Yes | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Chocolate | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Cookie | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Trump | No | 50%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Military | No | 47%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Amsterdam | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Best friend | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Bitcoin | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Disney | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| No | –new new word, no probability yet | – | |
| Mickey Mouse | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Monkey | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Snake | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Tiger | No | –new new word, no probability yet | – |
| Algorithm | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Cold Plunge | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Insurance | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Invasion | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Matrix | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Simulation | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
No transcript source yet. The results above are how the venues settled the markets.
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