Jake Paul: Remarks, Dec 19, 2025

Fri, Dec 19RemarksHistory onlyJake Paul

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Markets

10 words · 0 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Hungry No–new new word, no probability yet–
Prize No–new new word, no probability yet–
Purse No–new new word, no probability yet–
Celsius No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Cut No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Hydrate / Hydrated No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Logan No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Netflix No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Problem Child No–n=1 too little history for a probability–
Slap / Slaps / Slapped No–n=1 too little history for a probability–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

History only. Sports broadcasts are tracked by their settled markets; there is no transcript for games.

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