Jimmy Kimmel Live!: Episode, Nov 26, 2025

Wed, Nov 26EpisodeHistory onlyJimmy Kimmel Live!

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12 words · 4 settled yes

backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.

Listed words: result, and the probability (a walk-forward backtest on settled rows)
WordResultProbabilityMarket
Trump Yes70%n=4 from settlement history–
Execution / Death Threat Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Military Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Sedition Yes–new new word, no probability yet–
Drug No–new new word, no probability yet–
King No–new new word, no probability yet–
National Guard No–new new word, no probability yet–
New York No–new new word, no probability yet–
Pentagon No–new new word, no probability yet–
Threat No–new new word, no probability yet–
Ukraine No–new new word, no probability yet–
Weaponized / Weaponizing No–new new word, no probability yet–

Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 20, 2026 15:46 UTC.

Transcript

History only. We have no transcript source for this category; the results above are how the venues settled the markets.

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