The Joe Rogan Experience: Episode, May 31, 2026
Polymarket What will be said on the first Joe Rogan Experience episode of the week? (May 25)
Markets
18 words · 6 settled yes- Polymarket: anyone Polymarket
backtest The probabilities on settled rows are a walk-forward backtest: the model as of before each event, computed after Parrot went live; they were not published at the time.
| Word | Result | Probability | Market |
|---|---|---|---|
| Hundred / Thousand / Million 10+ times | Yes | 63%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| People 111+ times | Yes | 63%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Understand | Yes | 63%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Dude 10+ times | Yes | 58%n=11 from settlement history | – |
| Gold / Golden | Yes | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Fuck / Fucking 20+ times | Yes | 54%n=3 from settlement history | – |
| Table | No | 64%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Scam | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Conspiracy | No | 50%n=5 from settlement history | – |
| Algorithm | No | 48%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Laptop | No | 47%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Microsoft | No | –n=1 too little history for a probability | – |
| Amsterdam | No | 31%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Hantavirus | No | 31%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Plastic | No | 31%n=2 from settlement history | – |
| Mickey Mouse | No | 28%n=6 from settlement history | – |
| Hegemony | No | 26%n=3 from settlement history | – |
| Pyramid | No | 26%n=3 from settlement history | – |
Market prices are mid quotes from Kalshi and Polymarket, shown for context, may be delayed by several minutes and are not a signal. Quotes as of Oct 21, 2026 04:22 UTC.
Transcript
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